I went over, nobody was home.
(Source: light-)
I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.
(Source: huntersandangels)
how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial
(Source: odianne)
if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together
(Source: animorphz)
do you ever remember your blog when you first started out on tumblr and punch yourself in the face
(Source: berrybreath)
- me: does 5 situps
- me: where are my abs
Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
[thanks, rob!]
Oh man. I’m not gonna lie. I cried at the end. This is amazing.
I freaking hate this song and I hate Bruno Mars and I hate cheesy proposals with a passion that is unmatched… but this had me in sobbing tears. So cute. Because I’m imagining all of those people were important people in their lives and it’s so thoughtful to plan that kind of thing and so great to have all those people there. And I could go on an on. HOW AWESOME.
absolutely crying my eyes out like a damn fool
This would be incredibly entertaining to watch go down your street.
Like just look out your window and see this?? Good for him though for throwing all that choreography together.
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